"Who gives a f*ck about an Oxford comma?" - Oxford Comma, Vampire Weekend

Jordan: it's awesome! i've been editing my book and i'm like "uhoh, that comma is unneceesary. uhoh, we need one here!"

me: i do a lot of unnecessary commas

Jordan: most people od.

do*

me: though most people also forget some commas over and over again

10:53 PM like, "Hi, Jordan."

Jordan: ohhhh yes

or: "Before she went to the park, Claire went to the beach"

10:54 PM me: I ALWAYS use that one

I've been told that I'm wrong!

I'm so glad.

10:55 PM Jordan: this is the toughest one:

"I wanted to do it, and I wanted to do it well"

vs. "I wanted to do it and do it well"

me: which is it?

wait

Jordan: it's both.

me: yeah

Jordan: haha

10:56 PM me: because there's a subject in both clauses in teh first, right?

Jordan: yup.

me: woot

Jordan: usage is cool to learn to

too*(

WOW

me: bahahahahaha

Jordan: awesome slip.

epic fail.