Jordan tosses it up, Claire drops it

Jordan: my favorite part of the captions is when ben will say something, and the caption will read: "Ben is lying"

thank you, caption obvious

(get it?)

me: hahahaha

Sent at 10:16 PM on Monday

me: i odont' get the joke, hah

Jordan: oh...

when someone says something obvious you say, "thank you, Captain Obvious"

me: yes, i know that

Jordan: but instead, i said CAPTION obvious

me: OOOOH

Jordan: because the CAPTION was obvious

me: totally didn't read it correctly

lol

Jordan: oy vey.

me: lol

very good.

Jordan: it's not as fun when you don't get my literary jokes.

The 'h' is silent...

me: whoa my chat just went wacky

Claire: its been doing that all night

i think

me: oh it has

my internet has been wack

whack?

whack.

right?

Claire: haha

whack.

me: i should go ask whitney houston

 

 

 

 

I'm sensing a theme...

Jordan: okay. bed time for jordna.

especially since she can't spell her own name correctly.

me: hahaha

Jordan: and is beginning to talk in the third person.

me: hahahahahaha

Jordan: oy.

me: that might be going on the blog.

Jordan: i think it probs. should.

Is this real life?

me: i'm at home...not feeling well and waiting for sources to get back to me.

me: i'm reading this email i'm sending out and it's like "are these words? did i write this?" i'm so out of it

Claire: hahahahahahahaha i totally know exactly what you mean.

Claire: it's kind of like when you try to write too late at night, and you sit there wondering for a good minute whether or not "bagel" is a real word