The path of a first-time author

Jordan: i'm a determined little girl.

Jordan: damnit.

Life outside work?? Don't mind if I do...

Jordan: i'm watching pride and prejudice

for perhaps the 100394210384209 time

i love this movie.

me: hah, ive never seen it

Jordan: WHAT?!?!?!?!!

oh man...

Sent at 10:06 PM on Sunday

me: hah

Jordan: it's sooooooooooooo good

Sent at 10:09 PM on Sunday

me: ill have to check it out

i heard it was....kind of boring?

Jordan: no...no way.

me: haha

Jordan: the cinematography is brillantly done

and it's so damn romantic.

Sent at 10:12 P

me: hah

I'll have to check it out

who's in it?

Jordan: kiera knightley

me: thats what it hought

Jordan: she was nominated for an oscar

and that one chick from An Education

carrey mulligan?

me: oh!

i've been wanting to see her in something

i've heard so much about her

Jordan: it was her first film

damn judy dench is in it

dame*

HAHA

me: hahahaha

AMAZING

Perhaps the best typo I've seen in ages...and anything I write ends up with a LOT of typos...

Screen time

Jordan: right now i'm working on both my laptops

kind of feels like i'm having a LAN party...by myself.

I want a news desk

Jordan: hiiiiiiiiiiiii

me: hey, how are ya?

Jordan: good just hanging out in the newsroom

at my desk.

contacting sources.

me: do you feel kind of fancy?

Jordan: yes i do

Jordan tosses it up, Claire drops it

Jordan: my favorite part of the captions is when ben will say something, and the caption will read: "Ben is lying"

thank you, caption obvious

(get it?)

me: hahahaha

Sent at 10:16 PM on Monday

me: i odont' get the joke, hah

Jordan: oh...

when someone says something obvious you say, "thank you, Captain Obvious"

me: yes, i know that

Jordan: but instead, i said CAPTION obvious

me: OOOOH

Jordan: because the CAPTION was obvious

me: totally didn't read it correctly

lol

Jordan: oy vey.

me: lol

very good.

Jordan: it's not as fun when you don't get my literary jokes.

The 'h' is silent...

me: whoa my chat just went wacky

Claire: its been doing that all night

i think

me: oh it has

my internet has been wack

whack?

whack.

right?

Claire: haha

whack.

me: i should go ask whitney houston

 

 

 

 

I'm sensing a theme...

Jordan: okay. bed time for jordna.

especially since she can't spell her own name correctly.

me: hahaha

Jordan: and is beginning to talk in the third person.

me: hahahahahaha

Jordan: oy.

me: that might be going on the blog.

Jordan: i think it probs. should.